9lbs 13 oz

Wow. That's a big baby. If you're wondering what I'm talking about, Jessica Simpson finally had her baby and she was 9 lbs 13 oz and 21 3/4 inches long. Yes after what seems like the longest pregnancy ever, Jessica announced on her website that she gave birth to a baby girl. Here is the official announcement. Congrats to the new parents

Hello Blue Ivy

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Yes, I'm a couple days late but these pics are so cute. Blue Ivy is a cute baby and she looks like Beyonce's family. I had a feeling that Beyonce would post pics of her daughter because she is in control of herself and her image. This also lowers the price for the first photo of Blue Ivy.

Yesterday, I was talking to a friend who told me people were mad about Beyonce lying about giving birth and I told him to get over it. If Beyonce had 5 surrogates and picked the baby she wanted, what does that have to do with you? Beyonce and Jay-Z are taking care of the baby and that really doesn't affect anyone.

Beyonce Never Thought She'd Be A Mother

Yes, we're still talking about Blue Ivy. This quote was dropped by Michelle, who says Beyonce never thought she's be a mother.
Via People Magazine

According to Williams, Beyoncé has what it takes to be a great mother to baby Blue. "She has such compassion for people and humanity, period," she said. Still, Williams admits that the ladies of Destiny's Child never thought their frontwoman would be the first to become a mom."We were very shocked. We were laughing with each other the other day and she was like, 'Can y'all believe it? I was the anti – like no children for me,' and she's the first one [of us to have a baby]," Williams said. "So it was so amazing to see her."

I have a problem with this quote. The sentence "I was the anti-like no children" what does that mean Michelle. Were you about to say Beyonce was anti-kids but then you cleaned it up?   This is why Beyonce should have her friends sign confidentiality agreements. Beyonce doesn't need people because her friends do all the talking for her. I want to see what Beyonce says about Blue Ivy and motherhood. I'm sure I can predict it because Beyonce comes up with questions and answers and pretty much says the same thing in all her interviews. I can write a Beyonce interview from scratch and I know it'll be exactly what she'll say.

I think Beyonce intended to be a career woman, which she is, but she decided to have a child. I hope Beyonce presents Blue Ivy at the Grammy Awards. That would be a cute moment.

Leave Baby Blue Ivy Alone!

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I hate that I'm starting to sound like stan but I need people to leave baby Blue Ivy alone. I haven't seen one person get so much hate. The baby is not even a week old and people are treating her like she killed their family, no offense to people who have been through that. The only thing I have seen this baby do is come out of Beyonce. That's it. If you wanna hate on Beyonce and Jay-Z, fine but leave the baby out of it.

The things that people are saying about Blue Ivy are completely out of line and unnecessary. Why so much hate? If you don't like Beyonce and Jay-Z, roll your eyes and keep it moving. If you really need to speak on them, keep Blue Ivy out of it. She's not even a week old yet. I have no idea how famous people do it. Beyonce can't even give birth without all these stories and false statements coming out. I wonder how Beyonce and Jay-Z are handling it. I think they're just shrugging it off but Solange and Michelle Williams had some words with some Stans and naysayers. It can't be easy to watch your sister be dragged on Twitter for doing something that millions of people do everyday.

If Beyonce had a surrogate, so what? Obviously she had the money to pay for it and the baby will still be taken care of. Maybe she didn't want you in her business. Or maybe she can't have kids and didn't want to make that a public fact. She wouldn't be the first or last celeb to use a surrogate. To clear up that hospital rumor, it is illegal for hospitals to rent out whole floors, what Beyonce has is a private room in an upscale suite that is available for those who can afford it. Most hospitals have them, it's just not widely known because most people can't afford them. Can Beyonce and Jay-Z enjoy their blessing for at least a week?

Jay-Z- Glory ft. (B.I.C- Blue Ivy Carter)

Awww. This song is making me smile. It's so cute. Jay-Z leaked a new track called Glory, feature baby Blue Ivy Carter, who you can hear crying at the end of the song. The song is, of course, about Baby Blue and it drops some very personal tidbits.

1. Beyonce had a miscarriage. Wow. People forget that Jay-Z and Beyonce are human and although we speak about them with reckless abandon, they are real people. This makes me wonder if the reason for the scheduled c-section has something to do with the miscarriage.
2. Blue Ivy was conceivedin Paris. Beyonce was one day pregnant during the 4 album shoot.
3. Blue Ivy looks like Jay-Z. Sorry for all those who wished for Beyonce's looks, but Blue Ivy is her daddy's twin.;

People are saying that Jay-Z is trying to make money off of his two day old daughter but I think he's trying to make her money. Blue Ivy is credited on the song, and probably as a writer, which means that she's gonna get song writer's royalties for the rest of her life. Two days old and already generating income. I am not mad at Blue Ivy, or her parents. Congrats to the proud family. Can we please stop the Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy hate? I'm talking about real, malicious hate against these people we don't know. Jay-Z should do more songs like this, it actually makes him relatable and human.

Rumors about Blue Ivy

As much as I'm enjoying reading the stan theories about Blue Ivy's name, I need everyone to stop reaching. I really need the person who decided that Blue Ivy was Elub Yvy, Satan's daughter's name, backwards and Beyonce and Jay-Z did it as an Illuminati tribute, to stop reaching and have several seats. People have come up with Ilumminati's Very Youngest, the fact that Blue is Beyonce's favorite color and that Jay-Z's most successful album's are the Blueprint trilogy, that Ivy means IVy, which is four in roman numerals, and Blue Ivy's birth date was chosen to correlate with the four theory. I won't do the math and the person who sat there and did the math really needs help.

This is why people don't wanna be famous. You can't even enjoy the blessing of a new baby and being pregnant without people sitting behind a computer coming up with theories. For all those who are waiting for a surrogate confirmation, keep waiting. If there was a surrogate, which I haven't given much though to, you wouldn't know about it because she signed several confidentiality agreements and Jay-Z and Beyonce probably paid her 10x more than what any tabloid could possibly pay. She is set for life and she doesn't have the lawyers that Jay-Z and Beyonce have, so anyone who says they're the surrogate is lying.

I'm sure Beyonce will explain her baby's name and talk about the theories in that special that was taped today or in an interview, she will explain it. Until then, find something to do that actually involves you. Go read a book, get a job, watch your own kids, blog about it on a website your actually own, not Twitter.

It's a Girl

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Can we all get on with our lives now? I guess not. If you haven't heard by now, I have no idea what planet you were on because I'm sure that they heard too. Beyonce gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday evening, 1/7 not 1/8 like most people are stating. Beyonce had the baby by c-section and there are no words on official stats as in length and pounds, and there is also no statement from Beyonce or Jay-Z's reps.

I wonder why Beyonce and Jay-Z even have "people" if their friends are just gonna tweet and speak about the news. Rihanna confirmed the birth and sex and Gwyneth Paltrow confirmed the name. The name is Blue Ivy, not Ivy Blue as most outlets have reported. Excuse me for being in Beyonce's womb, but why would a woman who works as hard as Beyonce to be healthy, opt for a scheduled c-section? A lot of famous women opt for them because it allows for a tummy tuck but I don't know anything about that. I would think that a vaginal delivery would be easier to recover from but I'm sure Beyonce has some super drug that will heal her in a couple days.

I actually like the name Blue Ivy, in some off the beaten path way. I think it's a clever name for a business, not a baby but she's not my daughter so I don't really care. Beyonce and Jay-Z could have named her Brown Poop and she would still be richer and have more opportunities than you or me because of who her parents are. Blue Ivy is so well connected that she will never have to create a resume or fill out an application of any sorts. I wish mom and baby a speedy recover.

On a side note: there was a story floating around about Beyonce and Jay-Z filming a special event today. No word on what the specifics are but I'm sure it's about Blue Ivy. I'm sorry I can't type just Blue and feel comfortable. MTV is a confirmed guest and I know that every media outlet will try to gain access. I think that they may pull a Chris and Gwyneth and allow them to take photos of them with their baby with hopes that the press will leave them alone. Maybe.

Tiana May Carter?

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Twitter was buzzing with the rumor that Beyonce gave birth to a baby girl and named her Tiana May Carter. I hope that's not true. Not the part about her giving birth but the part about her naming the baby Tiana May. That is the countriest name I have ever heard. Any name that has May in the middle is country. Yes, I said it. Take offense if you want to but you know I'm right. I thought the baby's name would be Brooklyn because Jay-Z has publicly said he wanted to name the baby Brooklyn. I actually like Brooklyn, not that my opinion matters but Beyonce, girl, if that's true I need you to do better.

Beyonce's rep has been mum on this story, so as of now it's just a rumor. As private as Beyonce and Jay-Z are, I'd be shocked if we saw the baby before its first birthday. I think one of Beyonce's friends or family will slip up and reveal details. Solange cursed out an interviewer for talking about Jay-Z, who she called her brother-in-law, and inadvertently confirmed Beyonce's marriage to Jay-Z and Kelly slipped up and confirmed the baby is a girl. Beyonce kept mum on the issue but Kelly Rowland is a reputable source, so keeping mum is futile at this point. If it's true, I hope mom and baby are doing well.

No Labor for Beyonce?

I guess I have to retract my story about Beyonce getting ready to deliver. Last night Jay-Z, sans Beyonce, was seen cheering on the New Jersey Nets, which he is part owner of, and this pretty much all but retires Beyonce's labor story. I say all but because Beyonce could still have reserved the rooms for delivery but hasn't gone into labor yet. I also doubt that Jay-Z would be at a game while his wife is in labor. That's bad for any man, let alone one as public as Jay-Z. I guess this was his way of dispelling the labor stories.

The hospital has not made a statement about this but they were supposedly bombarded with calls from fans and press about the story. The hospital could get into a lot of legal trouble if they were to comment on anything about a patient, so they're just keeping mum.

Beyonce to Deliver?

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Don't quote me on this tea I saw in the comment section of sandrose.com, but Beyonce is due to give birth very soon. According to the poster, the story, which has been picked up by Huffington Post, a high profile, celebrity patient just checked into New York's St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital to give birth. According to two nurses, this patient has booked half the floor of the labor and delivery suite. For legal reasons, the hospital cannot confirm or deny that the patient is Beyonce but I'll guess it's Beyonce. She's due to give birth soon and this doesn't surprise me.

I guess because I'm not on Beyonce and Jay-Z's financial level, I wouldn't be able to do this, but I didn't know that you can book an entire hospital floor. I thought people just hired security. I think Beyonce should have been more low-key because her booking the floor brought attention. She should have checked in with little fanfare and check out and no one would have known. Now the press has a hospital and a prospective date. If I was Beyonce, I would have given birth at home. Also, what about the other patients? Now they have to have their babies somewhere else because of Beyonce. Is Beyonce having a c-section, natural delivery, or being induced? Did she call and book these rooms around her due date so she'll have them? How does that work? Natural labor is very spontaneous and under normal circumstances, it would be very difficult to accurately book rooms.

Lastly, did Beyonce's people feed this story to the press to throw them off? I wouldn't be shocked if they camped out at this hospital and Beyonce was at home, or in another state giving birth. On a side note: I hope that Beyonce keeps up her style. Before she was pregnant, Beyonce's non working style was questionable at best, now that she is pregnant, Beyonce's style has been impeccable. I have yet to find a bad maternity outfit.That is how you should do it if you're pregnant. Beyonce has shown that pregnancy can be sexy.

Congrats Fantasia and Antwan!

We're gonna keep this post positive and kewte. No judgement about the circumstances of the birth or anything else about Fantasia and Antwan. Let's congratulate Antwan and Fantasia on the birth of their baby boy Dallas. I hope mom and baby are doing well.

Congrats Kourtney and Scott

I guess this shoots my Scott having a vasectomy to hell. Kourtney and Scott are currently expecting baby #2. I wonder how Kris Kardashian Jenner feels about this. Last season on KUWTK, she wanted Kourtney to get married before having baby #2, and she had a big fit about it and even tried to plan a ceremoney in their honor but Kourtney shot that down saying her and Scott were happy, except that Scott said he wanted to be more traditional but that's neither here nor there. I wonder if that will be a story line next season? Or if Kourtney will agree to marry Scott and make their family "official"? Well see. Anyway, congrats to Scott and Kourtney.

Ne-Yo is expecting

When I first saw this headline, my eyes popped out my head. I am shocked. Ne-Yo? A few years back, Ne-Yo was taking care of an ex-girlfriend's son until he discovered that baby wasn't his and that resulted in a nasty lawsuit that obviously went in his favor because we havent heard anything more of it. Sorry for the long sentence. But anyway, Ne-Yo has confirmed to EbonyJet that he is expecting his first child.

EBONY sat down with the singer-songwriter at a super exclusive photoshoot planned to help promote his upcoming album Libra Scale. Ne-Yo, who is preparing to attend the ASCAP Awards Friday night in Beverly Hills, talked about how he had traveled home to Atlanta to get some news about the baby.

Surprise! He had to come home so he could make the first ultrasound visit with his girlfriend. There’s no word on the sex of the baby because the tiny tot curled up in a ball, leading Ne-Yo to joke that his future progeny is “stubborn.” But, he added, “They didn’t get that one from me.”

“I am 30 and I do have my first child on the way, and I’m very, very, very excited about that,” he tells EBONY. “It’s a New Year’s baby and I’m just in a really good place right now.”

Congrats to the happy couple.