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Monday, February 14, 2011

Single Woman's Valentine's Day


So you're single on the most annoying holiday ever. Your office is covered in red, your co-workers are gushing about their gifts, and maybe a friend or two has gotten engaged. All the while you're reminded about your singleness. So how do you survive Valentine's Day without crying or killing someone.


1. be gracious- although you're single and may be envious of your friends in relationships, when they get gifts congratulate and compliment them.


2. don't fake it till you make it- nothing is more desperate than sending flowers to yourself. Don't do it.


3. stay away from the male bashing- this may be your first time being single on Valentine's day and you may be tempted to listen to "F&*k You" by Cee-lo or watch "Waiting to Exhale" don't do it. Take this time to celebrate you not wallow in your singleness.


4. Stay home- today is not the day to go to the movies or try to go out to eat. Restaurants are extremely crowded and you'll be annoyed at the wait. Instead invite some of your single friends over, cook, and watch an anti-romance movie. Note: no male bashing or talking about "what's his name."


5. have a fling- what better way to celebrate your singleness than to have a fling with someone you have no emotional ties to? Have dinner and maybe some great sex. In all cases, be careful in whatever you do.

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