Kylie Jenner is Being Messy

Before we get started, I hope everyone knows that this is bad photoshop. It doesn't even look right. I don't care what the Kardashian's say, Khloe looks like that man and I wouldn't be shocked if he was the father and Kris Jenner was planning a TV special for E! as we speak. Why is Kylie being so messy? Why is Kylie in this at all? There was a time when children were told to stay out of grown folks business and this technically is grown folks business. I would ask where Kris Kardashian Jenner is but I know she's somewhere trying to put this on camera.

Someone Come Get Rihanna, ASAP

I don't know what's going on with Rihanna but someone needs to come get her now. I don't know what this tweet means but it doesn't sound good. If you sold your soul to the Illuminati, who is ran by Satan, can you renege your membership and ask for your soul back? Just asking.

Rihanna is going through some things and she needs some help. I know Jay-Z is busy with Beyonce and Blue Ivy, I know Kanye is busy being god-daddy to Blue Ivy, Katy Perry is busy getting divorced and dying her hair all types of wrong colors, and Chris Brown is busy pretending that he isn't sneaking into Rihanna's home at night for legally forbidden booty calls, but Rihanna needs a friend. Rihanna, girl, I will be your friend.

Drake, Have All The Seats

Why is Drake rolling up on the tattoo artist that did this atrocity?

Here's the tattoo artist's recount of what happened (via his twitter)

Guess you could call it sorted out. When Drake was in LA last, he parked out front of the shop ansent in this huge security dude. Calling Drake “soft” was like calling Justin Bieber a p**sy. I kinda feel bad for the dude now. Drake said he would beat my ass, not me. Now I’m just embarrassed for him. He made himself look like a weenie. I just think it’s funny that he made the threats and when I actually responded, he sent in the troops.

Naw they just told me that “this was my first warning”.

The tattoo artist did his job and if it wasn't him, it would have been someone else. It was the girl's choice to have it tattooed in big letters on her forehead. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at her and if you want to be helpful, then give her money to get it removed. Drake, you're not hard so stop pretending you are. We all knew you didn't grow up in the hood and that you can't fight. I doubt Lil' Wayne, who did grow up in the hood, can fight himself. We also know you weren't going to do anything, which is why you sent your security to give a "warning."
If I was the tattoo artist, I wouldn't be scared of you. He actually benefits from this controversy because it ups his profile and I know he'll get a lot more clients. I definitely wouldn't let you take money out of my pocket. You need to fall back because you have a lot to lose.

Drake, I want you to have all the seats before you get yourself in some trouble you can't get out of. You're not hard and you don't know who the tattoo artist knows.

That Chrianna Love Just Won't Let Up

Two years after their tumultuous break up, it's still obvious that Chris Brown and Rihanna still love each other. They tweeted this subliminal tweets this morning and the blogosphere is buzzing. While I think they still love each other, the chances of them publicly reigniting their love is very slim. Rihanna's career would take an instant hit, no pun intended, and Kris Chris would violate the terms of his parole. I wouldn't think too deeply into this. They were probably each others first love and that's hard to shake.

P.S.: I have to take a break from writing about the Kardashians because I just wrote Kris, instead of Chris.