Someone Come Get Rihanna, ASAP

I don't know what's going on with Rihanna but someone needs to come get her now. I don't know what this tweet means but it doesn't sound good. If you sold your soul to the Illuminati, who is ran by Satan, can you renege your membership and ask for your soul back? Just asking.

Rihanna is going through some things and she needs some help. I know Jay-Z is busy with Beyonce and Blue Ivy, I know Kanye is busy being god-daddy to Blue Ivy, Katy Perry is busy getting divorced and dying her hair all types of wrong colors, and Chris Brown is busy pretending that he isn't sneaking into Rihanna's home at night for legally forbidden booty calls, but Rihanna needs a friend. Rihanna, girl, I will be your friend.