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Friday, March 16, 2012

Braxton Family Values S2 E18


  1. Trina is the last person I would take marriage advice from. She really wants Towanda to take Andre back? Is she serious? Yes, there is no cheaterization going on, can we just say cheating really?, but Andre is a bum who makes no effort to take care of his children or his household. There is no excuse for that. Towanda and Trina can do better.
  2. Trina gets the side eye. Newsflash Trina, you are the dumb girl. You cry and complain about your cheating husband but I think you like the sympathy. I wouldn't be shocked if next season Trina and Gabe were still trying to work it out. I've seen pictures as recent as December of them hanging out and being lovey-dovey and this was right after the scandal. Also, Gabe sent a written message to Dr. Phil about working it out and Trina was still trying to make excuses for him. Trina may talk a good game but until she packs her stuff and leaves, I take it with a grain of salt.
  3. Also, let's be real in the fact that without Gabe, Trina has no story line. What will she have? Her wedding singer band? No one wants to see them rehearse and perform weddings for $50. Her kids aren't on the show and she really has nothing else. If Trina is going to drop Gabe, it would be once the show is cancelled. 
  4. Toni gets a side eye about this management thing. Let's be real. It wasn't a problem for the last 10 years when he was managing everyone but now that Tamar is currently the most successful Braxton and her sisters are getting some attention for being something other than her sisters, Toni is jealous. She's been jealous and she can't handle it. It's not a conflict of interest because it's been happening for years. While we're being real, let's acknowledge that Vince probably isn't making much money from Toni. How many records does she sell? What deals does she have? That's why Vince was probably like, ehh? He has Gaga and Mindless Behavior, trust Vince is getting coins, he doesn't need her petty income. 
  5. Why are they shocked she called it off? 
  6. Ummm, Mama Braxton, they're grown women 35-45, they should understand a lot, not just more than she gives them credit for. I could see you didn't want to marry that man.
  7. Didn't Toni and Tamar have this argument like 8 episodes ago? WEtv must have those budget editors.
  8. Shhaaadddeee. Towanda. I think Toni isn't getting work because it's 2012 not 1996. 
  9. Is Tamar handling this like an adult? Mmm,hmm. This must be like a redo because last episode it was a big argument and now it's like, "whatever." Okay. 
  10. Was-band? Too cute. 
  11. If Keri and Toni work so well together, why did they divorce?
  12. Can someone tell Toni that it's not 1996? Toni is doing too much. Why does she need an assistant? What is she doing that she can't lotion her own legs? 
  13. Dr. Sherry probably bought her house, car, and a Tahitian vacation over this family, who is still as screwed up as day 1.
  14. Is Mama Braxton really happy? They need to discuss how she's still bitter and angry all these years later, just like they do for Traci. She's not the only one with issues, they all need deep therapy. 
  15. What's going on with Toni's make up? And that wig?
  16. If I was Towanda, I would go back to being Toni's assistant at a much higher rate. Towanda doesn't have much to do or a job, so why not? Maybe she can hire Andre to do something. 
  17. I like this acoustic version of "Another Sad Love Song." 
  18. This party must be for a friend of a friend because these kids don't know who Toni Braxton is. They're like, who's that? 
  19. If Gabe disgusts Trina that much, why is she still with him?
  20. I get the cue cards. You're nervous and the words may not come out right. They're a bit inappropriate for what's going on. 
  21. Dead at ratchet and ridiculousness. 
  22. Really, Gabe? Can someone get Gabe a chair far away.
  23. Dead at Toni's shade. This does seem like something he's doing for himself not because he's truly sorry. 
  24. If Gabe says something about finishing one more time. 
  25. One more episode, thank goodness. Why did they drag it out so long? Also, who edited this so poorly. They could have had Toni tell Vince but Toni already Tamar a few episodes back, so why this? 

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