Freakum Dress

Beyonce coined this term a few years back and I thought I'd resurrect it. After seeing the recently jilted Christina Milian in a short and tight dress hanging out with Serena Williams, last post, I knew it was a Freakum Dress.
What is a freakum dress? It's a dress designed to get his attention. This may be your boo, ex-man, the man you used to sleep with. It's the dress designed to drop jaws and make him either want to pull you in the house or take the dress off of you. Either reaction is one you want. So what do you look for in a freakum dress? Tight, short, and form fitting. And I mean formfitting, so when you decide to wear your freakum dress, make sure everything is right. Also, take note that the shoes must be high, cute, and uncomfortable. Wearing your freakum dress is not about comfort.