Ochocinco and Evelyn

Raise your hand if you thought Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozado were interesting enough to have their own show? Anyone? Apparently our opinion doesn't matter because they're getting a Vh1 spin off about their upcoming wedding. VH1, and everyone involved in this foolishness, gets a side eye.Remember a few months ago, when Evelyn publicly threatened to walk away from Basketball Wives LA? Apparently it was a negotiating ploy because Evelyn negotiated more money, less filming time, and a spin off. Evelyn has also negotiated filming between Ochocinco's games and her daughters school schedule. I don't like to talk about people's parenting because I'm not a parent, but let's state facts. Why didn't she have this deal before her daughter went off to college 3,000 miles away? Evelyn was partying, having dinner, causing drama, sleeping with people's husbands, having wild flings in Las Vegas, flying all around the world with no mention of her daughter. She was living the life of a single woman and now that her daughter is in college she wants to negotiate more time with her? Okay, Evelyn. I'm guessing that's a PR move to make her look better after the Tami situation. I don't believe you and you need more people.

I don't doubt that whatever Ochocinco and Evelyn has is real but like her daughter Shaniece said, third times the charm. There's a reason why Evelyn has been engaged three times but has yet to walk down the isle. The ring is like the NFL franchise tag, you like that player, they're good for your team and you want to make sure no other team gets them, so you slap that franchise tag on them which is your insurance that they're your for a year. I'd be shocked if Evelyn and Ochocinco actually get married.
I hope Evelyn negotiated some money for Ochocinco because he's about to be unemployed. Ochocinco is so busy trying to be an "entertainer" that he's neglecting his duties as a wide receiver. Although he's toned down his antics,  he needs to produce real numbers for the Patriots or his time in Boston is going to be real short. They've already cut Albert Haynesworth and the only reason they've kept Ochocinco as long as they have is because Tom Brady and Bill Bellicheck like him and support him. The Patriots are not the Bengals, they don't have time for him to warm up. They're one of the best teams in the NFL and it seems like he is taking up space on their roster and their pay roll. There's only so long that Tom and Bill can vouch for him before a choice has to be made.

Side note: why did they freeze Ochocinco's sperm and not Evelyn's eggs. Her eggs have a time limit, his sperm doesn't. According to Sex Ed 101, as long as a man is alive, he will continue to make sperm but a woman is born with a certain amount of eggs. Freezing the sperm was a waste of time and money.