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Monday, December 19, 2011

Damn Kobe!


I'm sure by now you have all heard that Kobe Bryant's long suffering wife, Vanessa, has filed for divorce. I think we are shocked because we thought Vanessa would dry her tears with Hermes handkerchiefs, shop her days away on rodeo drive, and take her frustrations out on the hired help. People are saying that Vanessa waited ten years because she would be guaranteed alimony for life and she would get half. Kobe famously shunned the advice of basically everyone  to get a prenuptial agreement. Oh well. I bet he won't make that mistake again.

According to the ladies of Lip Stick Alley, it became public knowledge that Kobe has several outside children, including one in LA, that he hides from the public very well. This baby mama is well educated, thanks to Kobe, and has a $100,000 a year job that he helped her get. In addition to this one, he supposedly has at least two other families. Kobe is a pimp who hides behind his family man image by getting his teammates and friends to do is dirty work. This may have backfired on Kobe because TMZ is saying that his teammate's like to snitch about his deeds to their girlfriends, who in turn snitch to Vanessa. I guess Kobe doesn't have the power he thought he had within the Laker's organization.

I find this interesting because Vanessa has a reputation as a royal bitch, who doesn't fraternize with the lower basketball wives but maybe that's untrue. I have seen pictures of her smiling with Monica and she was even apart of her wedding. Oh well. I bet Kobe thought he had it all on lock. He probably had his jump offs sign confidentiality agreements and I bet he relied on the kindness of his teammates but Vanessa still outsmarted him. I wanna see this settlement because Vanessa is set for life.

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