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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The Hoearchy


I need someone to break down the "hoearchy."  On last night's episode of Love and Hip Hop, a girl, Erica, who was on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami as a Dash store employee, go figure; yelled at Kimbella, Juelz Santana's baby mama and the one who slept with Fabolous and confessed it Emily's party to celebrate her independence from Fab(?) causing her to get a beat down via Chrissy,  that she wasn't on her level. As far as I know, Kimbella and Erica are both hoes, no offense, trying to come up. I also think that Erica was a bit jealous because Kimbella knows how to play the game, offering the first hit for free before charging, where Erica charges for the first hit, and therefore gets more "opportunities" than she does.

This is the hierarchy of women in a man's life:

  • wifey or wife- the number one woman in a man's life. No matter who else he may have in his life, she is the one he never leaves.She is the one who is on his arm. Some may argue that she gets the short end of the stick because boo, bitch, and hoe are always in rotation, but when he grows up and realizes what he has, everyone else will be retired.She is usually a 6 or 7 on the rating scale, you don't want her to be too high because then other men will want her but she can be an 8 if she cleaned up, she is smart or has something going for herself, at the most one outside kid, and little sordid history. 
  • Boo- kind of like wifey but always number 2. She wants to be wifey and he will let her play wifey for a minute but she will never be wifey. Boo will ultimately be replaced because she doesn't play her role. She wants to be wifey and will do anything to be wifey, including causing public scenes, calling wifey, and getting pregnant but she will never be wifey. 
  • Bitch- she is near the bottom of the totem pole and besides wifey, she is the only one who isn't replaceable. She isn't irreplaceable because the man loves her but because he trusts her, he knows she can be in the same room with wifey and boo and not cause a scene. She also knows most of his secrets and will carry them to the grave. She knows her role and is content with it. The man will always take care of her because of that loyalty. She could easily be wifey but she's not the type of woman to be wifed. 
  • Friend- she is the only one with a real chance of moving to wifey spot. He wants her because she keeps him at arms length. She controls this relationship. Her official status is friend but she and the guy have sex when no other options are available. He doesn't understand why she doesn't want him and it drives him crazy, especially since he would readily be at her beck and call if need be. This is the best position for a woman to be in, besides wifey.
  • Hoes- are ambitious. They're always trying to move into wifey's position but the highest they achieve is boo or bitch, if they learn to play their role. The reason why they aren't wifey material is because they talk too much and don't know their role. They're good time girls and maybe they get a few dollars for gas or rent but other than that, they're in constant rotation. Hoes are often fantasy women, they rarely fall below a 9. 

I know they say "hoes are winning" but I don't see that. At the end of the day, hoes are hoes. There is only one wifey, maybe two boos at the most, two bitches are most, one friend, and an endless supply of hoes. Hoes are replaceable. They are hoes for a reason. Last year, Misa Hylton, Diddy's ex and Justin's mother, went on a radio show and made some comments to which, Kim Porter said "she's not on my level." (Side eye)
Here is my analysis of Diddy's "hoearchy." Misa and Jennifer were wifey, Kim alternates between "boo" and "bitch," Cassie is "bitch," she'll never be boo and surely won't be wifey, and Sarah Chapman, Chance Combs' mother is "hoe" with a bit of "bitch. I say that because she seems loyal to Diddy and plays her position well but they never had anything besides sex. If anything, Kim isn't on Misa's level because Diddy,which is proven by the fact that Kim was Misa's best friend when she was dating Diddy. Misa said that Diddy is still angry because he doesn't have that control over her, which I believe because Diddy likes to control his women, i.e. Cassie and Kim, who aren't allowed to have any other lovers as long as Diddy is paying the bills. The only one who has a hoearchy that surpasses Diddy's is Lil' Wayne. His baby mama's, all "bitches," with a sprinkling of "boo" besides Toya, who was the only wifey, get along perfectly. They're at each other's events and they openly accept each other's kids. Lil' Wayne needs to write a book on that. I'm sure it would be a best seller.
Let's look at women in "hoe"-archy. Evelyn was jealous of Jen, which is why she was so happy to see her relationship fail because no real friend wants to see anything their friend is involved with fail, because she became a wife, while Evelyn is forever "boo" and "bitch," no matter how many times she gets engaged that's where she stays. Evelyn knows the hoe-archy, and plays her role well, but she still wants to be "wifey" but because of her "hoe" history, she'll never advance past the role of "boo."Wifey is a special spot to be held by a relatively untainted woman, and Evelyn isn't it. Men need a certain woman to be "wifey" so they can escape the shame of  having to explain her history. Chrissy is stuck at "boo" with a bit of "wifey." There is something about her that keeps her in that purgatory. You can see that Jim Jones has love for her but there's something that keeps him from taking that definite step. Even Kim Kardashian has lowered her stock to that of "boo" and "bitch." Everyone wants the fantasy of Kim Kardashian but I'd like to find the man, of quality stock, that would openly wife Kim Kardashian. It's not happening right now. She'll never be "hoe" because of her stock and she's too thirsty to be "friend," so her stock stays between "boo" and "bitch."

 Not every woman is "wifey" and "bitch" has the most power because she realizes it and plays her position. "Bitch" and "friend" have the greatest chance of becoming "wifey." "Maybe "boo" can be wifey if she plays her role better and "hoe" may have a chance of rising to "boo" status if they keep their history on lock.




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