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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Attack of the Stans


Literally. Beyonce stans need help. They should be called the Bey-hive because they are like bees. They come out in droves when anyone says anything less than total admiration about Beyonce and they don't stop attacking until the person surrenders, or is dead but for them an apology and story retraction are enough. It's common knowledge that Beyonce stans are crazy and it's best to stay away from the subject of Beyonce.

Blogger: Beyonce looked to the side and didn't smile at her fans.
Stans: maybe Beyonce was looking at other fans. She doesn't have to smile all the time. Beyonce makes $80 million a year, you're a hater. Your favs could never look to the side and not smile like King B. Stay mad.


And that's on a good day. Anyway, Beyonce really needs to control her stans. There may be more to the story than this but in short, a 31 year old, Cleveland area man, stabbed a 48 year old man for not knowing that Beyonce and Jay-Z were married. It was on MSBC.com:
http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/05/9975344-man-stabbed-for-not-knowing-beyonces-husband. I couldn't make this ish up if I wanted to.

It's funny that Beyonce stans try to justify their blind devotion by saying it's everyone else and their Beyonce bashing, but this was too much. It's not that serious. I'm sure that Beyonce and Jay-Z will not be coming out of pocket to pay this man's attorney bills; so now he's just in jail looking dumb. I hope he gets much needed psychiatric help. I also hope that the man who was stabbed, who is listed in good condition at a Cleveland area hospital, learns to stay away from Beyonce stans.


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