Congrats, Chrissy!

I can give congrats where congrats are due and Chrissy deserves some congrats. After years of literal and figurative fighting, Chrissy finally got her wish when Jim put a ring on it. I'm gonna be semi positive.

1. what is going on with that 36 inch pony tail? How many Yaks had to be shaved to make that? How many bald Indian women are walking around all because Chrissy had to be "different?" Major fail. 
2. Is this ring like the NFL franchise tag? For those not well versed in sports, the franchise tag is the tag that a team puts on a free agent that they really want to keep. This tag restricts the player from signing with another team. Although the tag can be beneficial to the player, it's not in this case. Is this ring a ploy to keep Chrissy around and keep her happy for another year or two? I'd be pleasantly surprised in Chrissy and Jim actually married.
3. Why does Jim want to marry Chrissy? I see Chrissy as a problem. She doesn't get along with the key players in his life and she's bad for business. Chrissy is jealous and insecure and that messes with his money. I know Jim is blinded by his love for Chrissy but when someone doesn't get a long with everyone in your life, it's not the other people that needs checking, it's the common factor, which in this case is Chrissy. 
4. Why does Chrissy want to marry someone that she has to force to make all the main moves? Doesn't she want him to take some initiative? 
5. Why does Mama Jones look like Russy "Russel" Simmons in a page boy wig? I know that has nothing to do with Jim and Chrissy but someone pointed it out and I DOA'd.
6. At what age do you stop with the childhood nicknames and start going by something mature? I get that Chrissy is her name, same with NeNe, but they're childhood names and for women in their 40's, it may be time to retire them.