Star Magazine's Fake Beyonce Interview

There's an interview floating around the blogosphere that Beyonce supposedly gave to Star UK. (Major Side Eye) In the interview Beyonce talks about giving birth, Jay-Z changing diapers (whatever), and the security. Beyonce's rep has confirmed that this interview is a fake but you can read Star's fiction below:

Nothing can describe the feeling. You have the instant connection once you know your child is growing inside you, but when you hold it for the first time, the words can’t be found.“It’s an old cliche that the thing expectant moms look forward to the most is holding their child in their arms for the first time, but it’s one of those clichés that is a real truth.”“I am so excited. From the time I knew I was pregnant we have been parents. A child is the greatest gift you can receive, and we are so excited and blessed to be in this situation.

Beyonce on Jay-z as a father‘He would not have missed it for anything. He is a very protective and loyal guy by nature. He is a very protective husband, and since we found out I was pregnant I have seen the protective father in him. He is not only an inspirational artist, he is an inspirational husband. I know the next step on his journey is going to be being an inspirational father.’‘He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father. He has already said publicly that providing isn’t love. Love is being there. Love is doing the little things for your child.’

Beyonce on the security controversySecurity was very tight, but not just for the sake of it, it was for the security of our daughter. At home, she’ll be part of a normal, loving family with a loving mom, a loving dad, a loving aunt and loving grandparents, just like any other kid.

First, I doubt that Beyonce would talk in depth about the security controversy because Beyonce does not address controversy. Second, she will only say that she looked forward to holding Blue Ivy and how much her life has changed, Beyonce only gives minimum details. Third, I doubt Beyonce or Jay-Z will change diapers. I know people deem that controversial and elitist but you know if you could/can afford to have someone change your child's diapers you would. I know I would. I don't know know anyone who looks forward to changing poopy diapers and getting peed and pooped on.